Score: 8

"Vic?Vic,can you hear me?Vic?Vic?VIIIIIIC!!!!"

submission: Days 2 Die-The Other Side

date: October 5, 2009

......That was some nice zombie shooting, okay it was short, but it was good,almost.
The killing part was my favorite, the Survivors were my least.
You see, the Survivors are to be considered "dumb animals", for they can't be equipped with guns,they move when they want to, and on the final mission, they moved so slow, I had to turn off the sound to speed it up.

This whole buzz about the M14 is true, when I got it, It made short work of the 2nd Bat Battle and the "More Than Obvious" Final Boss, what could it be?Well, it's L4D related.

I REALLY like the Drebin thing, explains how you get the guns and refers to his "Multi-Ness", good job.

BOSSES
Boss: Mutated Bat
It's not very hard, just use a crowbar/knife on the Meat shield bats he sends and use the MP5 or something Frank gave you on the bat itself, he should go down in four or five magazines.

Boss:2nd Mutated Bat
By now, you should have the M14, if not, you might as well die, because this boss has 80000 HP or something.

Boss:Special Infected
Jump around and shoot at this guy, you MUST come with the M14 because he can take you down in 4 or 5 hits,plus he has more HP than the 2nd bat fight.Luckily, Drebin is on a "VEHICLE" where the "GIANT VEHICLE" used to be.

Ending:Wow, that was quick, and pretty explanatory, With Drebin, I can't help but say, VIIIIIIICCCCCC!!!!

Premium:This is a good way to get money, but is mostly useless with the strong M14, and it is a short game too, not much to do when you finish.

Overall:It was good.....but it could have been a whole truckload better.

Score: 9

"Yes.Yes.Yes."

submission: Madie's Birthday Wish

date: September 26, 2009

Looks like a great present,but the movement was quite choppy, the beginning could fit nicely between two buns and a meat patty, and I REALLY felt angry for some reason..........
Apparently,The sun felt the same way I did and fired his scorching hot laser.

Score: 9

"Got it."

submission: -Stick War-

date: August 26, 2009

My time of Completion-139 minutes and something seconds
Difficulty:Hard(Accidental.)
Good game got addicted, seriously though, it's too easy.
There was only one level I had to restart on because of difficulty, which one was it? the Spearton level. that's right, after I got Speartons, the whole game's difficulty was a joke.
It only took me a second try to get the Spearton's too. get an archer with full damage, control it, aim, fire a few times to the head, and litsen to the beautiful sound of a Spearton falling to the ground in death.
The difficulty was a joke, The enemy wasn't tough, and sending Magikills and Giants is a laugh by the time you get access to them
Spearton-400 gold
Magikill-1200 gold
I'll take the three Speartons.
Don't bother upgrading or sending magikills and Giants, if your Upgrade points are used right (Put all into Swordwraths, Archidons,Speartons and miners)
On the last level I just sent in a spearton, controlled it, and sent in more bodies for me to take if I died. When the "Trick" showed up, I had a small squad of 4 or 5 Speartons surrounding it, Including me.
Overall
Speartons:Too Strong
Magikills:Too Expensive
Giants:Too Expensive AND Slow
Swordwraths:Good
Archidons:Go buy a Spearton,fool.
Even on hard, it was piss easy. fix that. Try to up the price of Speartons or lower the price on Magikills or Giants, or both.

Score: 8

"Funny,maybe TOO funny."

submission: Zelda: UO Epis:8

date: August 22, 2009

Good plot, good action, there was much to look at this this to--- wait......... ok it was good.
but it was too funny at the start.
Giant Sword The Size Of a Human Being + Mysterious Man + LAZERS FROM THE MOUT = does not equal serious. it equals unstoppable laughter, even when Link was in bed, I couldn't stop the laughter emanating from myself.
seriously, I lost all focus when the (DEE-NUH-NUH-NEHHH!!!!) music kept repeating.
Comedy:11
Action:7
Plot:10,obviously.
TheFocus:Comedy,come on, you know it's true.
I rate it an 8 out of 10 and 5 outa 5.

Score: 7

"well....."

submission: Epic War 3

date: July 1, 2009

yes its a great game, completley different from the others, and addicting to play, sad thing is, it can be really unreasonable, especially the cave of trials,The enemy always starts out,4with what 50 units when the fight begins? then it soon doubles and thats when you know you're going to lose your mind. All that AND the lag is frustrating. so it becomes an annoyance instead of a challenge, the only reason i was able to survive long was my magic cannon trio and my cannon fodder wall. I would have finished, but it became so laggy, when I tried a strategy on the titan, I couldn't do anything, so I decided to quit the browser but what happened wasn't suprising.
the game kept playing, even when I exited, I could still here the sounds.

Speaking of annoyances, please add more music please, its better to play with only sound effects.
This makes me want to play the last two again, but I wont, because I only have half of all cards. and only two medals.

Score: 8

"Mmm... well too glitchy"

submission: Swords & Sandals IV

date: June 22, 2009

its a great spin on the usual gladiator thing, but its too darn glitchy.
the first,worst glitch is the freezing glitch, bug, whatever you would want to call it.
IT sucks a lot when you win a Quest, yet before the the game can autosave it,the game freezes.
another glitch is when the gladiators turn invisible (I don't know why it happens)
then if im unlucky enough, the game will freeze.
oh and theres a problem with the katana. When I equip it and roll my mouse over it, instead of stating the katana info, it says its a knife, but when I Unequip it it returns to normal, or check my heroes statistics and click the small "Weapons" button with it on, It says I'm wielding a Katana.
In the end it's all very frustrating, even if its fun to play on a board game.
there,I said it.

Score: 9

"Its great and long, mostly long."

submission: Super Mario 63

date: June 17, 2009

its a cool game, though it bugs me sometimes that mario cant do some things, but it has its ups,like the really original story,combination of SM64,SMS, and SMG, and the ability to play as luigi.
Now that thats over,how do you get to the top of the staircase? I can't seem to make any progress,even with FLUDD.

Score: 9

"Its good."

submission: My second madness mod

date: June 15, 2009

It's good,REALLY could use gun sounds, Oh and thanks for the hank clothes.
but its not too different from the actual one.

Cheats I Know(so you know and I remember.)
gump
arnold
hop
minnie
flcl
guide
newyorkminute
willis
apollo-(don't like this one but you can still use it.)

hurrah for madness!

Score: 8

"dah...."

submission: --The Zelda Collab--

date: June 8, 2009

Well,the collab was pretty short,the scenes could have lasted a few more seconds. I don't really understand the clawshot thing between each scene.
The comedy was a bit low, but everything else that I don't usually see in a collab makes up for it.
Watch it,but watch out for falling ball & chains,and disturbing things.

Score: 9

"Its fun,sorta"

submission: Sonny 2

date: June 3, 2009

I enjoyed the game back on Armor Games a few months ago because I was playing as a Hydraulic.Now,on Newgrounds hydraulic isnt available. Thats just taking away the experience.
Well Biological,as said before,is unbalanced and should probably not be used for starters.I started out with Hydraulic,and I got far,but Biological is just horrible,so far I've died 3 or 4 times.Im about to play as a Psychological, so yeah.

Asides that,the game is well,slow, and sometimes you have to watch out for some unfair fights,but hey its something to keep playing.
Keep on making addictive games.